Now that Big Ben has skated again, I feel as a fellow skirt chaser, that I can give the kid a few pointers, keep him out of the papers. 

Point 1- You are a Super Bowl Winning Quarterback, whay the hell are you hitting on college chicks in Georgia??? You can have the finest women on the planet, and yet we see you hanging out in the bar, trying to pick up local skanques with your A1 smooth operator line,

"Hey Baby... I'm a Quarterback, Wanna do it??"

If I could trade with you for a month, people would marvel at the beautiful woman I could land with my brains and your money. It's sad... what a waste of good credentials...

There are more beautiful women in the United States right now per square mile than at any time in history, take advantage of that fact. Find a NICE Girl who likes to dress hot, trust me it works...

Point 2- Try to look a little remorsefull, it could not hurt. Roethlisberger has the manner of a guy caught with his hand in the cookie jar, but refuses to admit it.

Point 3- Get over yourself. When Terry Bradshaw has to rip you, it is time te re-evaluate. Bradshaw is a good old boy from way back, but he is good people. Never have I heard of Bradshaw getting busted on sexual misconduct charges. Girls will give it to you for free anyways, all you have to do is be a freakng gentleman...

Will Ben learn, only the Shadow knows for sure...